In 2017, I believe we call this sort of tone “presidential.”

Am I foolish to think that, I dunno, a scientist should maybe be in charge of the EPA?

Rivers Romo needs to grow up and start a band called “Geezer”

Tangentially related, Tom Price’s seat in Georgia’s 6th district is up for grabs and I’m doing my best to help Jon Ossoff win. He has the endorsement of living legend John Lewis, and actually has a chance to flip the district.

Kander has been throwing some heat recently

That Kander burn is fantastic. Chickenhawks like Schilling are the worst.

Putin already has.

Shoulda just punched girls instead.

The players were caught after they left multiple comments on Deadspin’s highly popular “Show Us Your Fantasy Football Team” series of posts.

Does Donald realize that the investigation is going to be about why he ordered the raid and tweeted through it?

How unfair to set bond at $2 million. Clearly, this guy already has enough economic anxiety.

You want to know what’s funny, Trey Parker and Matt Stone won’t make fun of Trump anymore now that he’s president, which is weird because, as many of those South Park Republicans claim, “They make fun of everyone.” Honestly I feel like Matt and Trey have created a culture of political nihilism and creating the idiotic…

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

If Jay Cutler is calling the shots then he’s likely to end up on a completely different team than the one he’s intending to go to

Has anyone else noticed that he’s kind of fat?

this makes me nostalgic for the MIZ-Fuck-KU chant. stay strong k-state

Fattest president since Taft? Fattest president since Taft.

I have a lot of childhood friends who are both conservative and teachers, and they have been very quiet since the election. When DeVos came along they were outspoken and jumping in on all the action items to try to stop her. I know these people are anti-choice, anti-immigrant, and voted for Trump, yet EVEN THEY hate…