Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

Irregardless, Boston sucks.

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

His reaction was definitely juvenile and over the top, but I’m still kinda with George Lopez on that one. We all know comedians at comedy shows are known to make more than the occasional offensive joke. If your skin is that thin that you are compelled to stand up and give the finger to the comedian - from the front…

Kyle Shanahan would have thrown a couple more passes.

They elaborated on their tweet on their Facebook page, saying, “But you can’t hold a whole football team responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame the whole football system? And if the whole football system is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our…

She fell into an alternate universe where a championship Atlanta team ran the ball in the 4th quarter, emulating the success the Seahawks had in winning their second Super Bowl two years earlier.

Silver lining: we all may not have much time left to remember the game.

Bernie would’ve won.

I don’t know how the Patriots did it. But there I was, cheering for them like the Russians cheering for Rocky at the end of Rocky IV.

2017 was supposed to be different.

You called?

“There are a lot of geniuses that are trying to damage the game, and ruin the game.

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

To help avoid this type of situation the NFL was considering changing the Pro Bowl to flag football, but didn’t want to take the risk of having to watch Colin Kaepernick kneeling the entire clock out.