“Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?” - Vampire Weekend
“Not me.” - Aubrey Huff

Here’s a good tweet:

To be honest, I’m just happy this story is using Lynch as a noun and not a verb after all of this weekend’s terrible news.

I fucking love Popovich.

Ben Stein: Ok class let’s reveal who we voted for. Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

These alternative facts are fun! Seven years ago today, the Saints received two late hit penalties on Brett Favre, and Favre didn’t throw that interception in the 4th quarter. The Vikings kicked a field goal, and went on to defeat the Colts in the Super Bowl.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

We’re done here.

Where’s Rodgers?

Wow, someone’s triggered

Too soon.

If you or someone around you needs help there are people that you can call.

Meh. In the previous game they trotted out the old nobody-involved-in-child-rape-is-still-at-Penn-State excuse and didn’t have to double down on it. Not sure why Musburger was so worked up.

What I don’t understand is why “not every claim is true” is brought up in 99 out of 100 alleged football rape cases because 99 of them must surely be false claims. Most reasonable people understand false claims sometimes are made. It’s kind of a stretch for people to repeatedly imply that almost all claims are false.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to be White? It’s not easy controlling the vast majority of the world’s wealth, political power, and military might.

It seems the Nazi “Alt” right are the ones in actual need of safespaces and whose feelings are easily hurt.

His name is Dick Whitman.