The main takeaway from this election: the bulk of Mormons genuinely believe the ethical redlines in their scriptures, the bulk of evangelicals are exactly the craven amoral fucknuts everyone else has always suspected.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

Great idea Mr. Royal! I’ve put NFL stadiums in Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map!

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

This is huge for all those rookies who almost got forced to walk around wearing Minnesota Twins jerseys for 162 games.

I guess one man’s dream is most little boys’ nightmare.

Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

To be fair, this is a man who knows a few things about sub-par football.

“Fat, drunk, and playing the Sousaphone is no way to go through life, son.”

Reporter: “And what’s your weak point right now?”

Fuck that - the electoral college was specifically designed to make sure populism couldn’t take root.

hillary clinton blew a 3-1 lead

“Falcons lose on go-ahead TD” is my 2016 NFL Moment Of The Year

It’s about ethics in kinesiology

Wait...he had a kid name Autonomy?!? What the fuck?

Gwynn’s death scared some players straight—Curt Schilling published a letter to his younger self warning that the chewing tobacco would eventually lead to mouth cancer