This is, by far, a better morning after take than the ones over on The Slot that, so far, are only blaming Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and their voters.

Good Afternoon,

Spoiler alert: it’s not going to get better for them. It’s been downhill for them since the Reagan administration, but they keep voting for the folks that ship their jobs overseas, bankrupt their pensions, pull their social safety nets, etc. Asking for sympathy while shooting yourself in the foot really only…

But it being California, there are eleventy million propositions to vote on. Hell, one of them is to repeal the death penalty - something I would expect him to support, considering the racial bias in its application.

“Different viewpoints need to be respected,” he continued, before explaining that the Republican presidential candidate’s positions have been misinterpreted. “When Trump says he wants to ban Muslims, he doesn’t really mean that. That’s never going to happen. What he really means is he wants extreme vetting.”

Luckily the cameras were there to capture what he saw

“Pffftt! Try catching a catfish.”

Come on Curt, it’s not 2004 anymore. Ketchup.

He’s met Glenn Beck. Does that count?

A man at a Trump rally in Minneapolis this weekend sparked outrage after a Reuters photographer spotted him wearing a shirt that read, “Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some assembly required.”

All bark and no bite!

Trump RN

Baylor fans have proven themselves to be serious challengers to Penn St fans’ title of “Fans Who Just Don’t Fucking Get It.”

These are the same people who call Hillary Clinton scum.

The black out mean more than just the uniforms to us.

This sums up my feelings nicely.

In honor of Coach Briles the team will ignore all whistles telling them to stop and ask the referees if they have been drinking if a penalty is called.