The Pismo Beach disaster relief fund where I donated my winter snow skis and all of daddy’s caviar.

Seriously. He’s amazing!

“You have to understand in the current social climate we’re in, when you fly a Confederate flag standing in front of several African American people, that’s going to cause a disturbance, whether you intended to or not.”

really just rooting for a penn st-baylor bowl game

I had a husky. It ate shit. Good dog; bad breath.

Fucked up as it sounds, it probably boils down to people getting more enraged at an old man assaulting kids than a male college student assaulting a female college student. They’re both horrible acts, but people perceive them differently. The latter is seen as kind of a “boys will be boys in college” situation, which…

Ugh, I hope he’s okay.

I was watching Morning Joe (not really), wondering where he stands when it comes to sharing-economy ride services. Sure enough, wouldn’t you know, he starts talking about how great Uber is, he’s all for it, and then he asked that Donnie Deutsch guy where he falls when it comes to Uber, and Donnie said he was a…

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

nice

I’m surprised Adams likes One Punch Man. After all, he hated it’s prequel, One Kick Man.

Kellyanne Conway clarified that Mr. Trump does in fact care if he gets back and his demands of peanuts and Cracker Jack were sarcasm.

Warrirors Come Out, Can’t Play

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

Please don’t make Arians mad. Just ask the Polish how that turns out.

Donovan just want both teams to step it up in the second overtime