We don’t have a voice anymore, and Donald Trump is giving us a voice.

What about Orange Juice?

Constance Fry....Constance Fry....

Looking good, Todd!

I’m exclusively invested in pork bellies. Feeling pretty good about that right now.

I can’t wait for Elizabeth Warren to ask during a debate “What kind of conservative takes a multi-million dollar loan for their business?”

Let’s put a man who terribly mismanaged a company, grifted the shit out of a state government, and then took a humongous dump on his employees in a position of power for our nation! That’ll show you for thinking the government can be productive.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Republicans: Honor the Constitution, unless it’s inconvenient, in which case fuck the Constitution we’re just gonna do whatever we want.

Even if they don’t, John McCain can still go fuck himself.

Well, according to 538, the Dems have a 72% chance to win the Senate so John McCain can go fuck himself.

wonder where he learned it

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

That is a good hockey dog.

This is the worst thing to happen to Atlanta involving a Sherman in a long time.

rimshot

As a Catholic, we’ll pass

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

The more they unravel the more the truth comes out. By insisting that “it doesn’t matter if they are lying or not” he is admitting that there is a chance they are telling the truth. But that even if it’s true, it doesn’t matter because…

To be fair, you shouldn’t expect Curt to be 100% mentally there during this interview, what with all the blood coming out of his... whatever.