“Ding on the head...” Get back in and play.

Mandatory:

Q: Can you describe the scene in Bristol when Schilling was fired from ESPN?

The Giants were up 3-1 in this game and were in complete control. How the fuck did they blow this?

“Every poll”. He’s either really badly informed, really a lying sack of shit, or really delusional. Either way, unfit to hold office.

I really want the Giants to make it to the World Series, go up 3-1 against Cleveland and lose.

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”

We don’t need to hear from both sides if one side is batshit crazy and their stance is indefensible. This is how Republicans are winning and manipulating the system. This is done for the sake of “good television,” and Trump supports get to go on the air and shout out talking points and memes to reinforce the “I hate…

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

My dad had this to say about Trump: “what kind of man says that about his daughter and lets other men say that about her, too?”

I think everyone kind of wishes, deep down, that Obama was their dad.

Even if Clinton hadn’t been court appointed:

This is so vile. I’m not going to comment on the validity of the accusations. I just don’t understand how any victim can sit next to Trump. As a victim, that tape constantly being replayed has been triggering for me in a way few things are. To use these women as a human shield to deflect from his own vileness is…

I’m really interested to see how Clinton will respond to the attacks on Bill this evening. I kinda want her to say something like, “this was an incredibly hard time for me and my family, something that millions of families have also had to go through, made all the worse by it being so public. This is certainly…

Dear Trump Apologists,

I’ll just leave this tweet here:

Makes America Great Again

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

He will definitely call her “sweetheart” at some point. If we’re very, very lucky, he will call her ‘sugar tits.’