At least they got a QB that’s ready to take on the whole Empire by himself.

Something associated with Texas really wanted a Lynch? Surely you jest!

Scouting report: great leverage, huge hands, needs to be more comfortable in his backpedal

I thought Tunsil handled himself very well in the interviews he did after the draft. He didn’t lie or try to deny anything. He didn’t get angry or try to blame someone else. He didn’t even seem bitter or upset that he probably lost several million dollars. He admitted it was him, said it was mistake, said he was happy…

Goodell: [shakes Tunsil’s hand] Pretty exciting night for you so far, huh?

“Now things have gotten worse”

You do whatever you have to do to stay out of Cleveland.

I like conservatives like Schilling who always love telling poor people and/or minorities to “take responsibility” for themselves. Then people like Schilling go out and blame all their problems on liberals.

There’s a truly harmful belief that the right to say something is the same as the right to have it taken seriously. In this line of thinking, all voices are equally valid—even those that would deny rights to large swaths of people. Dismissively, it’s called the “gotta hear both sides” fallacy. In practice, it…

Oh, it’s unfair to scrutinize Melanie’s parents but it was totally fine for her asshole husband and his cronies to bring up Obama’s parentage at every (inappropriate) opportunity.

I said on another post that activists might want to consider organizing campaigns of conspicuous compliance with these laws. I imagine public opinion will turn when people who are too stupid to realize what these laws mandate actually see it in action.

If you saw “Bridesmaids,” you already did.

Everybody knows the bushes of Calabasas is another name for the Kardashian sisters.

White Men Can’t Jump Can Work Together To Sort Of Dunk The Ball

Probably the hospital.

Murderers row? It’s not like they hired Craig James.

I heckled him and he responded in an unkind fashion? Scandalous!! Pass me the smelling salts, for my wife has a case for the vapours due to his act of barbarianism.

Why do the types most likely to use the words “sheeple” and “wake up” most are the ones most likely to accept a meme at face value.

Point being that no libertarian/so-called self-made person should ever bitch about being fired if it’s financially justifiable. He made himself a liability to his employer’s ability to make money. Therefore, what does he have to complain about? The free market spoke. Bigotry is bad for business. He should take it like…