I’m surprised nobody had Stone Cold Steve Austin Elementary.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Say what you will about Adolf Hitler but he did kill Hitler.

Is that because the kids go to concentration camps?

So Donald Trump gets the most votes and now the authorities are working to prevent him getting the nomination?

These people are so ignorant. Everyone knows it's spelled F-L-A-V-O-R Flav, not Flava Flav.

The girlfriend isn’t named?

So does this make him more or less likely to be signed by the Cowboys?

Just another bullet-ridden day in the good ole US of A.

We found the freshman philosophy major.

“He got hit by his own guys. A first ballot guy needs to show better field awareness."

Dear Scotus: Please consider this as rebuttal to the argument that Texas women can just go to neighboring states.

I think “independents” are either idiots or more sanctimonious than the rest of us.

“If we take care of morality,” David Brumbaugh, a Republican Representative in Oklahoma’s House , said during deliberations, “God will take care of the economy.”

That’s the Twitter equivalent of selling someone’s mom to ISIS for a Chipotle gift card.

the photo of Brandon Finnegan is puzzling

Also of note, walking four times sets a one-day record for people who live in Ohio.

Sorry, I meant under the age of 50.

The Twins sure did today:

I hope every Minnesota sports team dedicates every game the rest of the year to Prince.