Feels a bit like Cabin in the Woods crossed with Clue.

“There was a strong belief that the devil was real, he was here, and was working to steal the souls of American children.”

I’m just going to leave this here... because as usual, Natalie hits the nail on the head

The beginning of that video is like...

She looks like Marilyn Manson. It’s mean and I need a nap, but it’s still true. 

About the only claim I’ve ever heard that carries even the tiniest bit of weight against debt forgiveness is, “And for those of us who paid it off? Are we getting something back?”

As someone who paid off both his undergrad and graduate loans, I’ve always responded to this with, “ ‘Just because I had to suck it up, so…

videos of birds = objectively good

I totally expected this article to reference keeping “birds that can kill you,” as a Florida Man recently demonstrated.  It killed him.

The best character was Iggy Pop’s cameo as a Vorta

I think you need to take a breath and see my last sentence where I included “her partner”. That could be the father, it could be her wife, it could be any number of people involved or invested in this WOMAN or the pregnancy itself. This piece was not written from the perspective of a FATHER but from the woman who physi…

I’ve always found his sister to be 100% more talented and attractive. 

I spent 8.5 years working at a public library. Every year, we received thousands of donated titles and you know what we did with most of them? We threw them away.

I am getting SOOOOO tired of people listening to this woman just because she is insightful, thoughtful, and accurate. And funny. Women are supposed to quietly support men, not have different perspectives that make the final result better when they are taken into consideration.

Remember, if you want it, Kerblam — er, I mean, Amazon it.

I bind you Azealia from doing harm- harm against other people and harm against yourself.

There is a big difference between writing an article that says, “This studio should try to cast actors representative of the part” and personally screaming in all caps at the actor, “YOU SHOULD QUIT ACTING YOU TALENTLESS WHORE”.

They’re not jokes, because everything she said is 100% true.

Does anyone remember that TV movie starring Yasmine Bleeth that was campy AF where she has a scarred face and then has surgery to fix it and exacts her revenge?

I was thinking Jen Ponton

I recommend just using PAM.  Works wonders, it’s cheap, and you don’t have to make a mess filling a spray bottle with oil.