If one is going to eat a bug, then one supposes a little excrement won’t significantly detract from the experience.

Okay, so. I have listened to this song one (1) time but the lyrics seem nowhere near as male gazey as Katy Perry’s cherry chapstick bullshit.

It amounts to the same thing, and the problem is only going to get worse as more women identify as feminists, which was a pretty unpopular thing to be even 30 years ago.

You used to be able to fire cops for shoplifting? You can’t even fire them today for murder.

I need this to be an episode of the “Cults” podcast.

I’m just happy that Mews is clean enough to even do a series these days...

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

I just chew them and evacuate the resulting paste into my wife’s waiting mouth. That way she can enjoy the full flavour profile without having to be accosted by sharp corners.

Stephen Dorff AKA Deacon Frost AKA Marvel’s Sexiest Movie Villain™

Excuse you? You’re wrong, and pretty rude.

In the next few years, we’re either going to have an economic recession (like we do roughly once every ten years), or Trump (‘s advisors) will decide that the best way to forego/delay/avoid a recession is wartime spending (see: 2001), and we’ll get an actual war started.

If anyone can sympathize with trainwreck movies with awful reviews, it’s Adam Sandler.

I remain doggedly cynical for three reasons:

1. There’s absolutely no reason to expect that Hollywood as a whole would change their power structure, which extraordinarily rewards a select elite over everyone else. That is the fundamental reason that these sociopaths have the power to treat everyone else like garbage,…

Sit down.

The first image is from Billions. I love that character.

I don’t think he asked for a lawyer dog. I think he asked for a lawyer, dog.

To paraphrase a guy in the HuffPo comments section, “I’ve been very very gay. I’ve been very very drunk. Neither has ever resulted in me making a move on a 14 year-old.”

I’m 30 kinds of disgusted by Kevin Spacey today, and for once it’s not because of his doughy physique on House of Cards. First, thanks for tangling up being gay with preying on young boys. Because no one has ever conflated those two before, making life hard for gay folks. Second, you’ve been in the glass closet for…

I’m glad you asked.

I was just thinking about that today, as I stood in line at Piada and two girls behind me were flirting and kissing a bit. They were much younger than me and so probably don’t have much of a memory of gay/lesbian PDA being a hugely scandalous thing (not that it isn’t still potentially dangerous at certain…