Bobby, I need you to know you are not watching Megyn Kelly Today in vain because this segment is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read

“if you’re going to protest, make sure it doesn’t inconvenience anybody” do you understand what a protest is

is it like a Trump administration requirement to make sure your face is properly oranged before speaking in public? what is the bronzer budget for this administration?

you don’t have to be white to have prejudices against black people

haha cool! so when is bill cosby going to fucking die already

these Cosby close-ups are too close

it’s so, so deeply embarrassing that so many people can’t figure out that this is satirical

regardless of whether her gender has anything to do with this (it doesn’t), it is so fucking tiresome that she takes advantage of feminism whenever it benefits her and then just throws it in the fucking garbage the rest of the time. like “sexism is real but only for me and no one else and only when I need an excuse”…

am i missing like the satire or something in this comment bc like. kara’s black

it’s deadass so sad like it really is like all the joy has been sucked directly out of the white house

actually, his name IS Godwin. Goodwin is a misspelling.

her last name is lindsay. it’s very confusing.

i love these drawings so much

the fact that the pilgrims were shitty immigrants doesn’t make the entire concept of immigration bad. pretty different circumstances. a few things have changed since the 1600s, thank fuck.

i’m not even trying to be rude but why do so many of Trump’s henchmen look like they have the literal plague

i accept that the cold shoulder look is Stupid but i hope it never goes away because i have cute freckly shoulders but ugly arms and i feel like it was designed for me personally.

the scapegoating of muslims and immigrants and transgender people as a potential threat to women while blatantly ignoring all the harm this cabinet and their policies are willing to do to women makes me want to straight up die

the concept of including police in the hate crime statute makes me want rip my head off and throw it across the room