100% this.

Thank you!

would you believe it took two hours to make this

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

If ever you have fallen asleep watching Mean Girls on DVD, you know that it was already a musical as this played over and over and over.

I’m sorry, but your comment is incredibly transphobic. Acceptance of a person’s identity has nothing to do with their political beliefs. If you want to support trans people you have to understand that hinging your acceptance of someone based on whether or not you agree with them is not ok.

“When the masseuse came out to introduce herself, she said, “Hello, I’m Lorraine.” I stuck out my hand and confidently said, “I’m Lorraine.” Wrong.”

It reminds me of the “comedy roast” episode of the Office where Michael gets roasted and then completely freaks out.

This should never be the cause for a cancelled flight.

Uhhhhh. Only psychopath clean freaks legit soap and wash their legs. This has been known since Seinfeld taught Kramer how to shower.

Yes, you fucking jackass. That’s EXACTLY what I’m saying.

they’re good dogs Brent

he said, “You should be thankful for having a man like me who accepts you.”

The problem is that most Seuss books have morals contradicted by her husband’s administration from Green Eggs and Ham (trying new things, don’t be prejudiced) to Horton hears a Who (Respect for others, etc) to the Lorax (Scott Pruett views the eponymous Lorax as an ecoterrorist), to Seuss’s WW2 era denunciation…

You typed out a lot of words but you could have saved a lot of time by just saying “I’m a jerk” and leave it at that.

Well shit, I’ll full-throatedly endorse hucking shit at motorcades.

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

Losing so much weight & hair. I’m going to look like Moby very soon.

She said there was manager.