I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING and I thought maybe I was just looking at it weirdly or something, but seeing this gif i was 100% right. Next investigative journalism assignment for Jezebel: What The Fuck Is Up With Nicole Kidman’s Hands

Her?

i can’t believe i went into this thinking “wow, this is definitely going to be dumb and terrible” and it STILL exceeded my expectations with how truly dumb and terrible it was

fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice

yesterday i screamed when i looked at myself in the mirror because i’m degenerating just like kellyanne conway

this is incredible

not to mention he isn’t even that great at running a business in the first place

that salad is so fucking stressful. how is she going to eat that

“i don’t kid” is a really risky thing to say when you’re constantly saying as much fucking stupid stuff as Trump does. how is kellyanne supposed to explain his next meltdown as a joke if he’s already said he does NOT joke. Sad!

this election and presidency has turned me into an absolute ho for conspiracy theories. the dumber or more inconsequential the better

it was a great thing for women!! but it had some intersectionality issues that are important to pay attention to and hopefully change going forward

let me play u a song on the worlds smallest violin

what the fuck is going on in the Trump Administration. are these people aliens

this is interesting. i don’t think anyone is claiming that punching people is suddenly legal, even if they’re nazis - just that punching nazis is a pretty morally okay thing to do. they’re nazis. if you’re going to be an outspoken fucking nazi, expect to get punched once and a while.

this is a lot to assume from such a brief comment

“doing the right thing never warrants applause” is an insane quote

i can foresee “a classic stupid” quickly becoming my new favorite insult

if your “opinion” is to promote literal ethnic cleansing, i think getting punched for said “““opinion””” is appropriate**