I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING and I thought maybe I was just looking at it weirdly or something, but seeing this gif i was 100% right. Next investigative journalism assignment for Jezebel: What The Fuck Is Up With Nicole Kidman’s Hands

Her?

i can’t believe i went into this thinking “wow, this is definitely going to be dumb and terrible” and it STILL exceeded my expectations with how truly dumb and terrible it was

fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice

yesterday i screamed when i looked at myself in the mirror because i’m degenerating just like kellyanne conway

this is incredible

not to mention he isn’t even that great at running a business in the first place

that salad is so fucking stressful. how is she going to eat that

“i don’t kid” is a really risky thing to say when you’re constantly saying as much fucking stupid stuff as Trump does. how is kellyanne supposed to explain his next meltdown as a joke if he’s already said he does NOT joke. Sad!

this election and presidency has turned me into an absolute ho for conspiracy theories. the dumber or more inconsequential the better

it was a great thing for women!! but it had some intersectionality issues that are important to pay attention to and hopefully change going forward

let me play u a song on the worlds smallest violin

what the fuck is going on in the Trump Administration. are these people aliens

this is interesting. i don’t think anyone is claiming that punching people is suddenly legal, even if they’re nazis - just that punching nazis is a pretty morally okay thing to do. they’re nazis. if you’re going to be an outspoken fucking nazi, expect to get punched once and a while.

i can foresee “a classic stupid” quickly becoming my new favorite insult

if your “opinion” is to promote literal ethnic cleansing, i think getting punched for said “““opinion””” is appropriate**

nothing is wrong with losing weight/getting fit/”getting hotter” as long as the motivation for doing so comes from a mentally healthy place. if your entire motivation for losing weight is because you’re desperate to impress or get back at your shitty ex in some way, that’s not like. a good thing

It’s not a crime to think that only women are invited; in fact, it’s a common enough question that they put it on the site FAQ for the event. but if he genuinely gave one single shit about it at all he could have just said something like “fyi, men are also free to participate in the women’s march! go out and support…