“To the people of Puerto Rico: Do not believe the #FakeNews! #PRStrong”

You know you’ve fucked up big time when the happiest man on earth is pissed off with you and your shit-talking.

Sorry, but here ya go: Eric (left) and Donald Jr. (right) as teenagers...

She has a huge platform and is using it for good. Very cool, KKW.

A Kardashian has more political engagement, empathy and logical thinking skills than our current president. That’s where we are at right now.

Do we really want to see Eric Trump’s teenage photo?

It endangers nobody and results in more donations of money to help the people who are trying to survive the apocalyptic devastation. It doesn’t even have the large overhead of benefit concerts. I don’t have an issue with it.

These are humblebrags. What about us, the folks who STAYED ugly?

Has someone already told Sister Rita that she’s a bit late and someone’s already been there and done that?

Debt that he contributed to with that defaulted golf course deal. HE’S FUCKING GOLFING RIGHT NOW WHILE PEOPLE ARE DYING.

It’s remotely possible that Dotard Donald is in the wrong business.

He is a fucking embarrassment.

Required to stand? No problem.

“No word on what the penalty is if the rule is broken.”

Word salad. Every. Single. Thing. that comes out from that man’s mouth is word salad.

I’m sure those people who spent the last 8 years screeching about deficits will be equally appalled by this proposal... right?

“...accounting for added interest costs. Including interest costs, the federal debt would rise by $7.2 trillion over the first decade...”

How long until Trump’s entire cabinet quits/is fired and Trump isthe only one left in the White House, where he wanders aimlessly through the echoing hallways wearing nothing but a fast food stained bathrobe, yelling at the TV?

“These are words Donald Trump just said about Puerto Rico: “The loss of life, it’s always tragic. But it’s been incredible. The results that we’ve had with respect to loss of life. People can’t believe how successful that has been, relatively speaking.” What the fuck does that mean?”