John Mulaney’s is very on-brand.

Lin-Manuel Miranda is too pure for this world.

Can’t believe you left out Alison Brie.

I still prefer “CORK.”

Because they don’t want to. The right to choose extends past abortion, people! Don’t worry about other women’s wombs or eggs (in this case).

The progress on HIV research is a great example as to why we need government supported health care. Conservatives (like notorious asshole Ben Shapiro) like to point out how government was never involved in health care before and shouldn’t be now. Assuming that’s historically accurate (it isn’t), the progress on the…

The best thing I learned from the few episodes of TGNT I’ve watched was that Hef was really into scrapbooking. Volumes upon volumes of lovingly assembled scrapbooks. And not just like, creepy spank bank scrapbooks. The man just loved to document life at the mansion.

Oh, you filthy hypocrite. You have an invite-only speech with pre-screened questions but it’s everyone else who has a fragile fucking ego? Get the fuck out of here.

This needs more context so you can see how ridiculous it really was. (I’m a student at Georgetown Law. Yes, Tiffany is in my class, but not my section.)

2020 isn’t coming fast enough.

mary poppins, fool.

I just got my first ever pup who’s a pit. She’s my heart and soul. This “art” enrages me and makes me so sad. Pitbulls are natural lovers and super friendly. Only an asshole would make them aggressive and fight.

This horrifies me, as a dog lover & pit bull mom. I find the maltreatment this breed suffers heartbreaking. Posting a pic of pup and me just because.

Cant’s we drive a stake through the heart of this vampire of a show? Or cut the head off if it’s a zombie?

But who is going to watch regardless of who the judges are?

Nasty woman.

Dying @ Shania Law.... that stuck-up bitch, always throwing her weight around & thinking she can come on over here anytime she wants....

Shania Law: “Trump Don’t Impress Me Much”

If a person wants the privilege of being president he or she should not be allowed to disrespect the very ideals that form the foundation of our government and should uphold the constitution. If not, YOU’RE IMPEACHED. Find something else to do.