I legit stopped inviting a friend to my place because he insists on bringing this kale salad he makes to my place every time and I feel like I have to eat it to be polite.

Spoke too soon...

Melania Trump planted kale in Michelle Obama’s garden today, which I guess is better than the alternative but like, I don’t know, please step off our leeks!!!!

*blushes* I’m flattered! Thank you, kindly denizens of Jezebel🤗

This is no joke. I got up today, got fully ready, looked outside, took my pants off, and got back into bed. Working from home today, thanks.

So not only did he throw out her birth control, but then he made sure he was filmed “interviewing” her about it because he knew she would freak the fuck out. Well, that’s....disgusting.

Does Somerhalder assume people will find this story charming because he’s not ugly? Because it contains at least 3 of the warning signs of abuse in the booklet my doctor gave me at my first prenatal visit.

Direct your chicken leg house to Los Angeles, you need to have a talk with Elliot Berlin.

I really can’t express just how appalled I am.

I would HATE Liam Gallagher if I knew him in real life, but I’m glad he exists! Endless entertainment.

K.J. Apa, who is currently making headlines because he fell asleep at the wheel after a 14.2-hour work day and crashed his car into a light pole.

OMG you should have put a trigger warning on that.

Sabrina the teenage bitch

We are all General Kelly.

“...so I guess we’re having a nuclear war tomorrow”

Honestly, I’m pretty picky about who to tell in my family. My sister has an ED so that’s a no-brainer, same with mom. But EDs are highly misunderstood and stigmatized so I don’t talk about it much unless I’m close to someone or get the impression that they will understand it. I’m fairly open about it at this point, I…

I am genuinely beginning to wonder if there’s a single male employed by that network who has not harassed any of his female coworkers right now.

Yeah, but the millennial octopuses aren’t buying houses in Octopolis because of avocado toast.