Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

Around five years ago, I was a TA for an undergraduate literature course that had 300 students; there were two TAs and our job was mostly to do grading (sigh) and hand out exams and set up PowerPoints and stuff of that nature. Basically, assist the professor in all manner of tedium while she lectured. Due to a…

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

It’s right up there with “it’s snowing outside right now so climate change obviously isn’t real.”

“He’s never harmed me so he’s clearly never harmed anybody” ??????

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

Something something Kenyan Muslim something something MAGA!

I’ve never witnessed such hatred for a man who is willing to work to make his country a better place. It is pathological- the way James Woods et al have treated Barack Obama.

I find the head to be too chewy and gamey.

Why would you make it headless. The head is the best part.

“This story has everything...”

Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a…

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John Oliver’s reminder on why she is awful...

Counterpoint: Staffer specifically picked a holiday wedding so Megyn Kelly would not go but would send a gift anyway.

It has to be. It’s deficient. It’s missing something. Whatever exists in the brain that facilitates empathy, they don’t have it.

I don’t understand the conservative mind. I think it must be fundamentally different than mine on a structural level.