JUSTICE FOR BABA YAGA

In the end, JLaw got her revenge ;)

I think that goes for Iggy’s minor hit Black Widow as well. The only thing memorable about it was Rita Ora, and memorable and Rita Ora are two things that aren’t usually spoken of in the same breath.

Pretty White Women gets multiple chances she doesn’t deserve News at 11

Alternate ending for them to shoot: Cersei sacrifices her baby to the Night King like Craster.

Daenerys — on a blood-soaked tundra — with a dragon. And tits.

“Damn it, Fake Ending #6 with Gendry marrying Podrick, and using their entwined man-flutes to invoke the Power of Greyskull and rule the Seven Kingdoms by divine genital fiat... had the sharpest narrative beats. WE’RE GOING WITH THAT ENDING.”

“Worked for Clue!”

It’s like she’s Joan of Arc(adia)!

Even if you could somehow remove the other context (like, for example, that Jamele Hill was absolutely correct), this is the White House press secretary openly calling for a private organization to fire a journalist for criticizing the President. That is fucking insane.

“I just love his rice. It’s the greatest rice.”

I’m sure we’ll get an editorial from the New York Times soon about how this slip-up is evidence of Trump playing sixteen-dimensional chess and not just him being an old racist gasbag.

Trump also said it was his favorite uncle. Not sure what he meant by that.

Daniel Ratcliffe, inspector of ancient monuments at Historic England South West, said: “Two circuits of stone-built ramparts survive at Stowe’s Pound within which there are remains of house platforms and cairns, and it is from these ancient archaeological features that many of the stones are being taken to…

I feel like the Bruce Willis photo is a shot from 30 Rock, where the only celebrity not on the phone is Tracey Jordan.

They were confused by the absence of boob-armor, leather thongs, high-heel boots and thigh-high chainmail leggings.

Oh God. My husband and I are talking about finally upgrading to smartphones from flip phones now that we are both working, but I’m so far behind the technology curve at this point that it’s giving me anxiety. I feel like a Victorian spinster who’s just gotten used to the idea of gas lamps instead of whale oil and…

Hey former neighbor! I used to live a block from Blago myself. And I can attest to his perfect helmet hair while jogging.

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Rod is my neighbor, or at least he was before he became a guest of the state. He had the annoying habit of stopping to say hi to literally every human being he met in the neighborhood while he jogged, which sounds folksy af but the reality was more like “Oh great, there’s the governor and he’s all sweaty and gross…