My slow-as-hell, very much a WIP giant embroidery hoop! I’ll be glad as fuck when this thing is done. (but also kind of loving working on it)

My house is where its projected to make landfall. We left yesterday evening after I put the shutters up and shut down electricity. Although I used sandbags on the doors, I doubt flood waters will reach them given all of the manmade retention ponds and canal systems all round the place, connected to Peace River. I…

“BATON ROUGE, LA—As punishing wind and rain from the former Hurricane Harvey made landfall, government officials urged Louisiana residents Wednesday to evacuate dangerous lower income brackets. “Given the extent of the potential destruction, we urge anyone in the path of the storm to make their way to higher median…

Saw this on twitter and it made me laugh.

We’re in a post-facts universe now.

I didn’t even need to google it to know it’s not even close to the truth. I did, however, have to google stress relief techniques because I almost popped a vein reading that tweet.

Two seconds of googling tells me Argentina has the highest tax rate, we weren’t even on the list of top 25.

If I can’t trust a company that only exists to data mine who can I trust?

Damn those Canuck bastards with their “sorrys”.

I’ve been thinking about climate change. Who would benefit from a warmer climate? What country has a vast amount of potentially arable land once the permafrost melts? What country benefits the most from an ice-free Arctic? What country benefits from having a climate denial proxy in charge of a major world power?

He’s also a liar who lied to Congress about his collusion with Russia.

This administration is more willing to protect statues and monuments of racists than actual people whose lives are going to be torn apart by this.

2018 and 2020, people. Protesting won’t win this. Voting will.

Sorry, but the US is currently suffering a crisis of leadership. Please call back again in 4 years to see if the situation changes. If this is a real emergency, please contact Germany to speak to the leader of the free world.

Good gravy people when are you going to stop looking for “magic weight loss” solutions. The only way to do it is to change your eating habits and exercise. The majority of weight loss is going to come from your eating habits, loss from exercise is going to level off at a certain point.

Dear Mike Pence,

I should have fired Mueller. At least I have the best cell. The best. #MAGA

—Prisoner 45

...departed Earth just a few days after Donald Trump was elected president...

Dear MVP,