He has one of the most punchable faces I’ve ever seen.

No need for a law degree to predict the disposition of Herr Nazi’s case—-his chances of acquittal will be directly proportional to the number of aggrieved white folks on his jury.

Others may have said it, but I think Garth Ennis said it best...

Lynchburg, Virginia.

I know whenever I see someone die in a accident my first instinct is to toss them in a sub & sink it to the bottom of the nearest body of water.

Can’t a man smuggle Xenu in his tighty whities without causing an internet stir?

“Inspored” sounds like a description of how cheesy sci-fi aliens reproduce.

You’ve never been inspored?

Now that’s a Tom Cruise I can get behind.

after an utterly ridiculous keruffle over brelfies

CO-SIGN.

As a lawyer, that was my first thought as well. Like would they be all, Exhibit A, my one black friend...

I just read this lengthy ass blog post about a lawsuit stemming from a private Facebook mom group.

Fucking white people.

Women who are diagnosed with ovarian cancer report four types of symptoms most frequently:

100% chance there’s a haunted board game in there.

Hopefully this asshole

I literally died.