Fuck ICE. Fuck everyone involved in this. Fuck Trump, fuck everyone who voted for him, and fuck anyone who is still supporting him. Fuck his whole disgusting family, and fuck every bloated white over-privileged person who somehow thinks this administration will benefit him.

We’re going to need a bigger bag.

Oh hell yeah it does. People get euphoric as fuck when they fast for longer periods of time. It’s all brain chemistry.

Humanity has done lots of things for thousands of years that don’t “work.” People don’t fast because it actually clears their body of “toxins,” people fast because it makes you high. Same as meditation.

Don’t forget all the self-appointed dietitians who know exactly what everyone else needs to do to lose weight. Everybody on the internet is a nutrition and fitness expert.

I remember reading an article back in the 1980s, when Jane Fonda’s workout videos were all the rage (I had two of them!), in which a nutritionist pointed out that Jane Fonda looked like that because her genes made her look like that. It was very depressing to a plump 15-year-old, who desperately wanted to look like…

So much disordered eating going on. So painful and chilling to keep reading about these “cleanses” and “raw food” diets etc...my sister died about 13 years ago from regular old anorexia but today she would have sipped spinach juice on and off all day with similar results and been lauded for it.

*Then pours another glass of wine and lights another cigarette.

Oh no I’m not saying it’s bad to be fat but it’s just so UNHEALTHY and I’m worried about your HEALTH.

It’s like dudes who learned to say “I want a girl who takes care of herself” instead of “no fatties” in their dating profiles. The sickness is still there, but it has a better PR spin now.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and posit that Anthony Scaramucci is an asshole garbage human.

I wouldn’t blame the mom for not letting him visit, but let’s face it, the man couldn’t even be bothered to place a phone call when his child was in NICU. He doesn’t give a crap. Plus, no-fly zone or not, WV has a few roads. Just ask John Denver.

I’m a real man’s man because my erection points ever-heavenward and everyone cares about my boner. “Such a boner” they murmur. I also have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Soon he’ll only be mooching for a sofa to sleep on.

SO HE DOES ADMIT THEY’RE DEAD?

He’s right about the Chinese, they are basically all chimera-hybrid AIs that produce human milk and knockoff smartphones. The long con is to infiltrate our nutritious paleo diets with genetically modified rice beef products and make us all lactate through our InfoWars t-shirts. 

The saddest part is that they think they’re smarter than the rest of us.