On Bran: right?! Like, seriously, what the fuck was that? “It’s snowing, just like that day...it was beautiful...you, in your wedding white...I’m talking about when you got brutally raped btw...I saw it, with my magical eye...I’m the Three-Eyed Raven...don’t ask me to explain, it’s too complicated for you ” Dafuq!

Is Arya missing though? I’m thinking she’s wearin faces and countin aces in KL, and Cersei is just getting a little too comfy in her own power/surroundings.

This episode was pretty much everything wrong with how the show had gone off the rails in one episode. It’s pretty much “oh, Dany is too stacked and Cersei is too weak, time to flip that!” The Episode.

OLENNA TYRELL DROPPED THE MIC ON THAT DEATH SCENE!

Wish Olenna ended up on the Iron Throne just for how brilliant every bit of dialogue would be.

So edgy. I’m going to go ahead and hate any organisation that exploits the pain and hideousness of the Holocaust to get their point across. If you want to align yourself with that buckle up for people not being nice about it.

Are tiger-selfies really a Tindr thing?? How bizarre. On OKCupid, we pose exclusively with dolphins.

That would be grrrreat!

As much as people hate PETA, these places that let you take pictures with tigers are INCREDIBLY horrible. Many claim to be rescued, but breed their animals to use them for revenue. It’s really really sad and gross and disrespectful to these animals.

For the last fucking time: IT IS NOT THEIR JOB TO PUNISH.

“They kidnap. They extort. They rape and they rob. They stomp on their victims,” he said. “They beat them with clubs, they slash them with machetes, and they stab them with knives. They have transformed peaceful parks and beautiful quiet neighborhoods into bloodstained killing fields. They’re animals.”

Again - they are gearing up for an attempted coup/dictatorship (I said attempted before anyone get’s all “that would never be successful!!”).

Chris Christie is Augustus Gloop mixed with Veruca Salt

Am I out of touch for not knowing who these very attractive folks are?

Probably just flasks...

I’m moving from CA to TN and just to give you an idea of the difference in states approach to healthcare: “Based on the information you provided, you would be eligible for free or low cost health care through TennCare. However, the state of TN has chosen not to offer you this health coverage at this time”

*hums La Marseilles*

We need to overthrow this fucking government.

As awful and nonsensical as Trump’s message is here, there is no way he wrote those tweets. The syntax is far too measured, there are no ALLCAPS, no misspellings, or even a SAD! ending the message. Also the absurdly polite “Thank You”.

That entire last paragraph. I’m totally not crying at my desk right now.