I never understood why he took the job. Can’t these rich fuckers just go somewhere and enjoy being rich? God wealth is wasted on the rich.

It still boggles my mind that we’re only six months into this administration. It feels like years. Then again, it’s not surprising that this administration is a shitshow given that Trump is insane and is running it like he ran his business (which went bankrupt multiple times)

How can boys look up to a fictional shapeshifting alien if said alien has tits?

I remember being a kid and thinking 72 was so, so old. Team. 72 is not old. At least, it’s not old anymore.

They’re fucking with us and loving it because it makes us look like fools unable to lead the free world, which, with our current choice of leader, I can’t really disagree with.

I saw that the Russian Foreign Minister did an interview and said that Trump and Putin met more than three times. My first thought was why would he say that? You keep hearing about how Putin doesn’t f around and will make someone mysteriously fall to their death from a hotel balcony, get shot in front of the Kremlin…

May I just say WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

See also: Jews and Israel

Just to head this off at the pass; no, it’s still racist if you’re going to come into the comments to say something along the lines of “You know I normally wouldn’t say this, but the Roma really are [insert X stereotype here], and I know that because of [insert Y story about a trip to Europe]”

hey world, winter is coming...for you.

Wait, so she was talking to the officer in the driver’s seat, and the officer in the passenger’s seat saw fit to shoot her THROUGH THE DOOR (i.e. he/she had to fire a shot basically AT their partner)?

If you see something, say something.

The fact that no Republicans care about this, and refuse to denounce it, let alone sign on for criminal prosecution or impeachment proceedings, makes me very uneasy. The way Cheetolini’s lawyers and little Benedict Donald’s lawyers continue to sign off on these stories that continually go from bad to worse, whilst…

I WISH I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE I BOUGHT ALL OF THESE AVOCADO TOASTS AND IPHONES

“Great evening with President @EmmanuelMacron & Mrs. Macron. Went to Eiffel Tower for dinner. Relationship with France stronger than ever.”

are we all being kicked out

I dunno, Deadzebel.com has a nice to ring to it.

Police: “Freeze!”

Who among us hasn’t met with a Russian lobbyist offering dirt on our father’s political opponent as a pretext to talk about sanctions, forgotten to talk about the dirt, and then lied about it for months?