“the legendary Will Smith, 48, and his equally famous son Jaden, 19"

But... you still don’t know her dog.

I loved Nelsan Ellis on True Blood. His portrayal of Lafayette kept me watching the show long after it had stopped being a fun guilty pleasure. I feel bad for his family and friends.

There were times where he was the only likable character on that show. How sad, he was so young.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

Reading those tweets from the President of the United States just reminded me, once more, that on some level I still literally do not believe any of this is real. This can’t be real life. I know greed and evil and discrimination have been around forever and probably always will. But has it ever been this...farcical?…

Thank you to everyone, including the haters,

I’m so tired of white grey and black or cream, taupe and brown design looks. I love this woman’s apartment though.

Joint Security: an old cigar box hastily tossed under the bed.

“Some, like Buzzfeed, have interpreted this renewed alliance as shade.”

“Donald Trump doesn’t like to do his homework. So in an attempt to get him to actually read the shit they are putting in front of him, aides have prepared memos in “tweet-length sentences in the hopes that he’ll actually read them.”

But look at this.

Good lord, I don’t even like her and I’m annoyed by the uproar over this. Someone put that in the script and she spoke those words. Considering the dog-koala issue in the country, it was a bad script. Just have her say something different. Ok, they did that. Sheesh, who really thinks she was advocating dogs attacking…

I’m a meme! but it’s local and only shows up on FB when it snows in Portland. And I don’t get terrorized. It’s the best. I have no idea who made it.

Not diminishing her at all but my ultimate fear is becoming a meme and then getting terrorized by the internet, everyday until I die or age out of being recognized

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

A couple of years back Jeremy Irons had this bizarre rambling interview where he thought Gay Marriage would be a slippery slope to fathers marrying sons to avoid inheritance tax.

I mean, the only reason that I tend to make sure we all eat at the same time when we’re home is because I want my goddamn kitchen to be cleaned in fell swoop. But if my kid promises to clean up her own mess, she can eat whenever the fuck she wants.

This tennis player Kate is allegedly thirsty for looks like he’s a quarter of the way through transforming into a werewolf.