I’m gonna go out on a limb here and posit that Anthony Scaramucci is an asshole garbage human.

I wouldn’t blame the mom for not letting him visit, but let’s face it, the man couldn’t even be bothered to place a phone call when his child was in NICU. He doesn’t give a crap. Plus, no-fly zone or not, WV has a few roads. Just ask John Denver.

I’m a real man’s man because my erection points ever-heavenward and everyone cares about my boner. “Such a boner” they murmur. I also have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Omg, guys. We are living in an episode of the Apprentice, aren’t we?

Soon he’ll only be mooching for a sofa to sleep on.

SO HE DOES ADMIT THEY’RE DEAD?

He’s right about the Chinese, they are basically all chimera-hybrid AIs that produce human milk and knockoff smartphones. The long con is to infiltrate our nutritious paleo diets with genetically modified rice beef products and make us all lactate through our InfoWars t-shirts. 

The saddest part is that they think they’re smarter than the rest of us.

On Bran: right?! Like, seriously, what the fuck was that? “It’s snowing, just like that day...it was beautiful...you, in your wedding white...I’m talking about when you got brutally raped btw...I saw it, with my magical eye...I’m the Three-Eyed Raven...don’t ask me to explain, it’s too complicated for you ” Dafuq!

Is Arya missing though? I’m thinking she’s wearin faces and countin aces in KL, and Cersei is just getting a little too comfy in her own power/surroundings.

This episode was pretty much everything wrong with how the show had gone off the rails in one episode. It’s pretty much “oh, Dany is too stacked and Cersei is too weak, time to flip that!” The Episode.

OLENNA TYRELL DROPPED THE MIC ON THAT DEATH SCENE!

Wish Olenna ended up on the Iron Throne just for how brilliant every bit of dialogue would be.

So edgy. I’m going to go ahead and hate any organisation that exploits the pain and hideousness of the Holocaust to get their point across. If you want to align yourself with that buckle up for people not being nice about it.

Are tiger-selfies really a Tindr thing?? How bizarre. On OKCupid, we pose exclusively with dolphins.

That would be grrrreat!

As much as people hate PETA, these places that let you take pictures with tigers are INCREDIBLY horrible. Many claim to be rescued, but breed their animals to use them for revenue. It’s really really sad and gross and disrespectful to these animals.