For the last fucking time: IT IS NOT THEIR JOB TO PUNISH.

“They kidnap. They extort. They rape and they rob. They stomp on their victims,” he said. “They beat them with clubs, they slash them with machetes, and they stab them with knives. They have transformed peaceful parks and beautiful quiet neighborhoods into bloodstained killing fields. They’re animals.”

Again - they are gearing up for an attempted coup/dictatorship (I said attempted before anyone get’s all “that would never be successful!!”).

Chris Christie is Augustus Gloop mixed with Veruca Salt

Am I out of touch for not knowing who these very attractive folks are?

Probably just flasks...

I’m moving from CA to TN and just to give you an idea of the difference in states approach to healthcare: “Based on the information you provided, you would be eligible for free or low cost health care through TennCare. However, the state of TN has chosen not to offer you this health coverage at this time”

*hums La Marseilles*

We need to overthrow this fucking government.

I can’t get over the fact that policy is being dictated via fucking twitter. What a shitshow.

As awful and nonsensical as Trump’s message is here, there is no way he wrote those tweets. The syntax is far too measured, there are no ALLCAPS, no misspellings, or even a SAD! ending the message. Also the absurdly polite “Thank You”.

I fucking hate this man with every fiber of my being. He’s such a cowardly worm of a man, with no respect for anyone who doesn’t kiss his ass.

Wow. This is such an unnecessary thing to do. He is just made out of pure spite and meanness.

That entire last paragraph. I’m totally not crying at my desk right now.

I never understood why he took the job. Can’t these rich fuckers just go somewhere and enjoy being rich? God wealth is wasted on the rich.

It still boggles my mind that we’re only six months into this administration. It feels like years. Then again, it’s not surprising that this administration is a shitshow given that Trump is insane and is running it like he ran his business (which went bankrupt multiple times)

How can boys look up to a fictional shapeshifting alien if said alien has tits?

They’re fucking with us and loving it because it makes us look like fools unable to lead the free world, which, with our current choice of leader, I can’t really disagree with.

I saw that the Russian Foreign Minister did an interview and said that Trump and Putin met more than three times. My first thought was why would he say that? You keep hearing about how Putin doesn’t f around and will make someone mysteriously fall to their death from a hotel balcony, get shot in front of the Kremlin…