So glad to hear that New Hampshire has so few problems that their leadership can waste all their time on dumb shit like this.

One sure sign this is correct: every single person (read: psycho) that has an inspirational quote in their email signature uses some odd ass font for the quote. Exponential crazy.

Is there a single picture of McConell where he doesn’t look like a geriatric sea-turtle struggling to hold in a fart?

I have no problem with the monarchy, not only is it literally the only reason to visit England...

I know someone who desperately wants to be king so he can rule with an iron fist, like the Brits deserve. They need to be ruled with adorable cruelty because what’s left of the empire is collapsing all around them.

“Who would ever wanna be king”

While I fully applaud slamming the proverbial door on Orange Fruitcake’s visit attempt, I’m a little sad we won’t get to witness:

Roger Tubby, who served 33 days

Drake is serving young Luke Perry.

starred for wingardium leviosa, you beautiful creature

If I remember my Dirt Bags correctly, Kim had some pretty tough pregnancy issues including that wingardium leviosa (sp) where you puke like...all day. Pregnancy sounds awful.

Why aren’t the NRA folks rioting over this? A responsible gun owner did everything you’re supposed to do but was killed.

“While I greatly appreciate the efforts of President Xi & China to help with North Korea, it has not worked out. At least I know China tried!”

While I greatly appreciate the efforts of President Xi & China to help with North Korea, it has not worked out. At least I know China tried!

Cool, but as someone who also has a long history of severely disordered eating this seems like it’s going to be a rull fun way for recovered/-ing anorexics to relapse. “To the Bone,” they couldn’t come up with a less melodramatic title?? Jesus.

Not to dox myself, but I’ve escorted there. My friend and I joke that our protesters are the kind of people who go to brunch and tip their waiters with bible verses. They always leave before noon, so we assume that’s what they’re up to next.

At this point, no one with established credentials will work with this administration. It is shattering under the weight of its incompetency.

no relation.

They watched “American Psycho” and thought it was a self-help movie.

“I can say with real confidence that he spent virtually no time with them when they were young,” Trump biographer Tony Schwartz told the Times. “On the rare times Ivana brought one or two of the children to his office, he couldn’t have been less interested.”