I didn’t want to fix that flawless God-given typo but I heaved a huge sigh and did it anyway

“Pawn shop owner Kevin Haug told the AP, “Every once in a while, when someone’s weird, we look into them for no apparent reason other than we’re just bored sometimes.””

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say ol’ Dani hasn’t learned a thing here.

citation needed

LORDE get to a HARVEY’S next time you’re in Canada!

you get out of here with that logic and shit.

Maybe letting them have control of the camera was really dumb.

Zero snark at Julia Stiles. I genuinely hope she and her kiddo are happy. It’s a tough gig. Because I always drop names, I hung out at my local playground with a fellow recent dad and we commiserated lovingly as all new (dads) do because we’re in a sea of stay at home mommies. It wasn’t until a few weeks later that…

 THIS is how you get off Marine and Air Force One, okay? Just sayin’. Never Forget.

If we hurt his feelings enough, will he cancel his US visit?

Not even just now, though. He went back and told his superiors what happened. He even asked for someone to buffer. It’s insane that they say he did nothing.

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

And for this guy, as a politician, to then go back and write a memo: ‘Oh, I felt threatened.’ He felt so threatened — but he didn’t do anything.”

It’s bloody hilarious how May walked into the exact same trap Cameron had just months after. Just lolololol.

If only poor Theresa May had tweeted more...

Is that logic? You aren’t allowed to use logic anymore.

I think we’ve found this months meme.

God I hope this is an actual screenshot

She’s likely “lost” because she had an abusive, manipulative mother who never treated her as anything other than an asset.

Not to mention that condoms prevent the transmission of STDs ... O WAIT IF YOU ARE NOT HAVING THE SEX YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT DIRTY BUSINESS.