God that makes me so so so angry.

Obama Care victims... Dafuq?

Evening everyone, Mortem is still playing with his bucket and spade, so it’s time for the UK roundup!

It’s truly impressive how far into a hole 45 has dug himself. I tend to think the same as you, that he is not a Russian agent (would not put it past him to have stumbled into it however), but my goodness, he seems really determined to give the impression that he is up to serious shenanigans! I know it’s a cliche but…

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

Can’t help thinking that maybe they missed the mark with the new Steve Harvey show.

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

Good information to know. Too many people I know invest 100% in the SPF and nothing else, more often than not going for something like 8 to get that tan. This is my favorite sunscreen:

Let’s not kid ourselves. If the mayor were still that hammy Boris Johnson, Trump would be calling him a courageous leader and extolling his virtues. This is based on the fact that the President is a brown Muslim.

Am I going crazy, or did I just read that people are about to lose their houses because they were expected to pay for poisoned water?

I teared up when they ate ice cream. I can’t imagine what it would be like to eat in public and not care what anyone thinks.

I 100% need “Mom jeans all day, why you mad, tho?” embroidered on a jacket, a pillow, my mom-jeaned butt. Embrace the glory of the high waist, y’all.

It is, and Speaker Paul Ryan should bar him from his seat tomorrow. But Paul Ryan (pictured below) will do nothing to this heinous man.

Not a weird thing to say to the bitch asking you hard questions. He knows she has a daughter and he wants her to know that he knows. That was a threat, make no mistake.

It’s particular rich of a country historically infamous for persecuting Jews.

“He moreover likened America’s accusations against Russia—“disinformation,” he called it—to “anti-Semitism and blaming the Jews.””

Truth. I mean just run down the subject lines in his wiki page...

Jfc.

Because the GOP does not care about women. If you are a woman and you vote for a GOP candidate, you are supporting a party that would rater see you die than lift a finger to help.