“Bannon! What is this ‘Prince Albert’ I keep hearing about? People keep saying that he’s being recognized more and more.”

“Herr Trump? Ja? Please, do you haff Prince Albrecht in a tin container of some zort? Vell, you had better let him out, ja? HAhahahahaha!”

OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THEY PRANK CALL HIM ON THIS LINE.

Soviet shade.

And yet...

“This song is so great!!!”

Someone much more callous than myself would read the headline of this post and joke about the show being more heinous than the attack that prompted it and that person would be an insensitive prick.

I lost my dad around the same time Di died, and I was Harry’s age. I have always, always felt a strange kinship to both Princes because of this. And seeing them happy now (and championing mental health) is really nice.

And the MA soundtrack is so good.

“I don’t want to be associated with a man who puts his party before his country.”

Those are some good eggs.

So remember the guy I said I had a crush on from work? Then I got on a dating website and was hating it because I can’t deal with rejection? Well. Today I matched with the guy from work. And I’m like “Is this awesome or is this awkward?” I’m saying awesome. I liked him with a green heart and now I’m waiting to see if…

Look, being a pioneer is dangerous.

Now, all of a sudden, I can’t use it?”

“I’m the only white person who owns and lives on this street.”

“I don’t see race. Now come get these black people off my lawn!”

I came here and didn’t see color.

MACRON: How is it that your clothes fit so impeccably? You must tell me!

Smooth move, Melania, pretending you were pushing your hair back. You don’t even pretend you don’t want this first lady gig. And he doesn’t even pretend to care about you. His reaching for your hand is a sign of either dominance or it’s a “we’re in public, we should hold hands” type thing.