The President’s mature and dignified response involved calling the perpetrators of the bombing “losers”. Because in the face of a tragedy, you always want to hear the leader of the free world using playground taunts.

ISIS broke my mother’s back!?!?

Dismiss your trolls folks. They do not deserve your time, you’re better than that.

He was summoned like that.

Ah yes, the tired assumption that all people on welfare are unemployed by choice or unemployed at all.

My brother in law’s sister is yet to be accounted for (their father is also a paramedic currently attending the scene) we’re shitting bricks right now. If it *is* a terrorist attack, they’ve selected a gig that lots of children were likely to attend, and waited for the rush of people leaving to peak. That’s some…

Cigarettes, alcohol, and self-loathing.

Great advice for all situations.

I’m sorry, but I just don’t get all of the adulation and praise heaped her way.

Legend.

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

Quick… Change the locks!

I got an offensive email from an aunt (who is DEAD TO ME) about how if “Shaniqua had wanted to make $15 an hour she should have made better choices.” Yes. That was the email’s wording. My industry tanked in the crash - there were THOUSANDS of RIFs (eventually I was included in 2010) and since then I have been working…

Plus many people don’t realize how ridiculously low the current minimum wage is, so when they hear $15 an hour they go “HOLY SHIT!!! That’s over double what they are currently making!!! There’s no way our economy can absorb that kind of raise.”

same!

I actually forgot about Devin Nunes and it was only a month ago. This administration is exhausting.

I’m living on mostly rice, these days, but still subscribe to the New Yorker.

Let she who has NOT hidden in the drapes to avoid the sweaty advances of an inveterate pussy-grabber cast the first stone. Amirite, ladies?

If it weren’t so fucking horrifying, this shit would be hilarious..

Trey Fucking Gowdy? Jesus fuck.