How is it possible that this motherfucker has THE WORST possible taste with everything. Literally everything. He’s a fucking caricature.

“When women speak it is mostly poetry.”

I always use Joanna Rothkopf’s own KEDSUM 200PCS ADHESIVE CABLE CLIPS, WIRE CLIPS, CAR CABLE ORGANIZER, CABLE WIRE MANAGEMENT, DROP CABLE CLAMP WIRE CORD TIE HOLDER FOR CAR, OFFICE AND HOME to affix my feminist patches to my clothing. That makes me extra feminist.

Judge not Leste ye be judged.

President Trump: God damn Jews. Every. Single. Time.

Good thing the EPA hasn’t been gutted. We’re not living in a catastrophe at all.

UGHHHH!!!! Every time he does something stupendously stupid and heavy handed there is that cruel moment of hope that maybe reality will slip in for a momen and the U.S. will no longer be able to willfully ignore the truth.

But then come his bloated fingers tweeting away and EVERY TIME I know the idiots that voted…

Now they’re arresting reporters 😑 I think we got a bingo.

Nothing about the fact that the only reason we have pics of the meeting between Trump and the Russians today is because the Russian press was there; American press was excluded. Also, they look like they are having a grand old time. Happiest I’ve seen Trump since the inauguration.

Reporters being arrested for asking questions: just a reminder that this is not normal and this is not right.

Pro tip, everyone: Don’t fry in olive oil because it has too low a smoke point. Use peanut or canola oil to fry so you don’t stink up your apartment and set off the smoke detector.

I texted two friends, emailed one relative, and called my parents about it right after you sent me that. The world changed when I was asleep and was irrevocably different when I awoke and I FREAKING MISSED IT.

engagement announcement coming in September. bookmark me

Is Jared Kushner going to be FBI director now?

“I am very good at cumming fast and in the presence of strangers.”

Reminder that men who choke their partners are 10 times more likely to eventually kill them. It is frequently used as an indicator of extreme danger.

“claimed that O’Reilly repeatedly bragged about his phone-sex prowess,”

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Bill O’Reilly is an emetic.

I can only hope that his testimony under oath can be proven to be false and that will be enough to get him out. Obviously, his unspeakable opinions on women aren’t enough.