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And in that moment, we were all Zendaya fainting on the stage.

Piers practically owns himself.

Can we collectively make a deal right now that this is peak Kendall Jenner? We all need to agree or it won’t work.

You guys. You guys.

Browsing the LePen hashtags on Twitter:

Among the (innumerable) worst things about Trump’s win is that Bill fucking Mitchell wasn’t forced to crawl under a rock and die

Paris’s little brother Conrad Hilton was arrested for allegedly violating a restraining order, attempted breaking and entering, and now, grand theft auto.

Love what Minaj did. Sometimes students really just need a cash payment, not to have to fill out pages for scholarships that amount to piddly squat.

Are you goal oriented? I think I figured out that the reason that I’m frequently jealous of other people’s successes isn’t because I want to be pregnant, get married, write a book, etc., but because I envy their ability to set a goal and then achieve it. I own a house and I have a job. But I don’t really have any…

Craft Thread!

Brag/accomplishment thread! My brag is I’M DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL!!! I submitted the last of my coursework today! So to celebrate I made a peach-blueberry pie with tons of crumble on top and I’m having the most amazing burger rn. I put TWO slices of cheese on it because fuck it. Lots of wine. Brag here everyone! Let’s…

A few days ago I mentioned I was making a poster to motivate myself to study for the bar. Well guess what?

I didn’t know this happened until I saw a friend of a friend with a super swollen nose. I was baffled. She also had carpal tunnel from the pregnancy? Everything about pregnancy sounds painful and uncomfortable ha.

That’s not how any of this works....

Check out Mike Huckabee being a real winner on Twitter...

I don’t think rich kids finger paint or do messy things. They probably have baby doubles to do that kind of peasant work.

Well it’s clearly not ‘say yes to the bra.’

The faces of evil, all of them. Fuck every last one of these pieces of shit.