I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

I would like for people, esp. other people of color, to stop acting as if black people are in this privileged position where everybody takes our concerns more seriously than they take the concerns of other marginalized groups.

I have such a love-hate relationship with M.I.A. While I find a lot of her music fun and interesting, when she’s speaking in interviews she is CONSTANTLY putting her foot in her mouth. Beyonce used the superbowl mega platform to discuss an issue she is personally affected by. I don’t expect her to be the ambassador…

Badu added that she wants her daughters, Puma and Mars

It’s the best karpas to have on the seder plate, in my opinion, which is also coincidentally very pertinent right now.

In a nice coincidence, celery is highly underrated. A veggie with excellent crunch factor and leaves for garnish to boot.

Date: April 19, 2016

May he always have low battery. May his socks slip down his feet. May he always need to sneeze but never quite manage it. May he shart whenever he farts. May he step on lego.

Well, look at it this way. His delusion allows him to feel like HE’S the one being victimized by the Sandy Hook shooting - since it was “fake” in order for the government to “take his guns”.

There’s an intense need on the part of some pretty unpersecuted people to feel persecuted.

According to the drug addled mother of three (four?) that I went to high school with, the government did it to pass gun legislation. She and her husband went out and bought more guns and ammo, because you never know when shit’s gonna get locked down! THESE PEOPLE ARE BORN AND RAISED IN CALIFORNIA. Not even the Sierra…

Independent-Voters for the American People Everywhere

Growing up I never understood why Captain Li was so pissed when Mulan’s identity was revealed. The gender politics were way over my head.

Countdown to one of them dying for totes legit story reasons...

My husband and I met when his old friend tricked him into assaulting the camp of my rebel faction. He took me hostage, but we got attacked by a terrible, blood-thirsty alien, and well it’s been happily ever after! I would have loved to have the alien at our wedding,since it’s really what brought us together, but of…

Them? They’re engaged!

To be fair, Spy was definitely a diamond in the rough. A fucking hilarious diamond in the rough. I LOVE Melissa McCarthy, but her big-budget projects are usually not up to her talents.

And I will continue contributing to those box office numbers, because no matter how terrible the movie Melissa McCarthy almost always manages to make me laugh until I pee.

Yeah, we could all be home with cats right now

I agree with this. She doesn’t look old, or even 40, she just looks like a perma-grownup. Even on the O.C., when she was around 21, she looked like a full-fledged adult. She will probably also look this same age until she’s in her late forties or so.

I acknowledge that people are incredibly beautiful between 18 and 25. But, I’m not, like, attracted to them anymore. That’s what confuses me. The desire to be with people that young. As I get older, what I’m attracted to is no longer confined exclusively to what they look like. And, I feel like that is basically a…