...and his son will grow up with the knowledge that he was genetically engineered to live the life his father wanted for him! Not to mention help absolve his mom’s guilt over a manslaughter charge! Healthy stuff all around!!!

Sause was open to having children of her own. According to Jaquiss, Sause felt it would make up for the life she took while driving drunk in 2004

His daughters must feel so wanted and loved.

Holy shit, this is too much fuckedupedness for one story. Needs a male heir? Replacing the person she killed driving drunk? Aaaahhhh!

Only sons can carry on his family business? Is it operated by using one’s penis to type?

Unlimited Juice? This party is going to be OFF THE HOOK!!

Some days I’m deeply conflicted about how I feel about capital punishment. Other days not so much.

*murderous hair flip*

Anyone else think it’s a little disgusting that they are calling a little black boy a monster child?

I don’t have a lot of feelings about Jennifer Garner (but I’ve never been keen on Ben Affleck) but I’m kind of impressed by her statement. It’s coming from a vulnerable place that of course outlines his negative attributes but at the same time allows us to identify with that side of us that needs and requires love.

I used to work with child models (advertising) and rare was the photo session that did not end with some child crying because they were so over it (and done with their stage mom).

Lol, uh, no?

Um, really? You’d think that drug addicts would be happy as long as they just had social tolerance and access to their drugs? If that’s the case, why in God’s name should anyone frown on drug addiction?

I nominate Anges Macphail. First woman elected as a Member of Parliament and crusader for prison reform and feminism. Also star of one of our amazing Heritage Moments tv commercials.

I will never understand the decision to name a child Spurgeon. These people make a shitload of poor choices, but this might take the cake.

Ughhhh. You just know he needs something. Babies always need something. Get out of here baby, I only have time for myself and my cats.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I’ve frequently referred to President Obama as the ‘Dad in Chief’, because he totally loses his chill when it comes to kidlets. He just loves them.

Yes but they're not evil birds like loons.