Someone, for the love of God slap the shit out of Kylie since Kris has missed SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES.

Jesus Chryslers...

The older the article, the more unhinged the new comment.

How I read this: I’m about to get some super random notifications.

• “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

And her dear black people vid was especially charming. Complete with token black coon friend. Fuck this lady

So basically she got rich and famous by being deeply and publicly unlikable. Oddly, this gives me hope.

She’s an asshole.

Rocco = REBEL HEART

Probably covered by a different section of NY’s sexual assault laws since age of consent in NY is 17.

No. Statutory rape in NY is sex offense that makes it rape to have certain sexual contact with victims of certain ages when the perpetrator is beyond certain ages. It’s not one crime, there are various degrees of sex offenses that are what we consider “statutory rape” in NYC Penal Law, each with a few moving parts…

And yet my homemade porn just sits there.

A for-profit preschool run by a former model with no educational background in early childhood education? Who the hell is sending their kids there?

This all sounds very Scientologisty! What with the acronyms and the punishment for behaving in a way deemed “subversive.”

what if you are a d.u.c.k. but also h.a.p.p.y.

Whoever is responsible for this slide should never be allowed to use PowerPoint again.

I know. Deklan is a terrible name.

Is it just me, or do you stop taking someone seriously the minute they use the word ‘hubby’ in a professional email?

Ughhhhh what? No. No no no no no. How could you even? Why? Guuuh.