No way! Trebeck is the game show host who holds back so little. Whenever a contestant gets into a boring story, he’s interrupts and says, “Hey that’s great. Gotta move on.”

As a former live-in nanny, I found creepy dads to be the exception instead of the rule. In my last role the parents were divorcing and I ended up living w/ the kids and the dad and he mostly just wanted to drink wine and talk about how much he missed his wife after the kids went to bed.

I get it, Matthew Mills. I too cannot believe that it ever happened. I can’t believe that someone killed twenty first graders and 6 school employees. I get that it’s impossible to accept that all that happened and still not a single thing has changed in our gun laws. I further can’t believe that the gun lobby and…

Gross. I grew up with live in nannies. They were all 18-21 and cute. My father managed not to fuck them because he wasn’t a piece of human garbage, and his lifetime commitment to my mother meant something to him. I honestly don’t recall him even looking at them inappropriately. He treated them professionally, and…

White people flip shit when an entirely fictional character isn’t white. Seriously, test a black Spider-Man or a Latino Batman and see what happens.

Zooey is one of us now, have no idea how to react to this news.

Pfft, Kelly, my cat put himself in the washing machine. Rookie.

This shit happened in America as recently as 2010 so don’t worry you’re funding terrible shit every single place you go welcome to the world.

Debbie Downer, but often the effects of alcohol consumption during pregnancy don’t show up immediately (like learning difficulties and behavioural problems when the child gets older).

I’m so tired of my curly hair not being “nice” or “professional” enough. It’s so ridiculous that curly hair has some kind of weird value attached to it.

It’s fucking blue and black! Do not start with that shit again.

#blackcoffeematters

This guy thinks he’s “pranking” Starbucks by having them write “Merry Christmas” as his name on the cup?

As an Anglican, I'm pretty fucking angry it isn't purple. Let's put Christ back into the Advent penitential season, people.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Can we cut the sympathy “poor mom of a disabled kid” bullshit? I’m already seeing it in the comments. Killing your child is not okay. This mother is no more sympathetic than a mother (or father!) who kills her able bodied child because of stress or whatever other reason.

Bitten by a radioactive Ann Coulter?

Nothing. Zero things have happened to you. Trump activists were born and raised in an anti-empathy-producing-event bubble.

Dear god, what must you have gone through in life to become a pro-Trump activist.