Maybe I can get out of the greys with this one.
Noooooooooooooo. God bless you but I do not think I could keep my cool if someone peed in my mouth with no warning.
I had a threesome with the bride and groom a week before their wedding as my wedding gift to them.
[created a burner just to tell this story so please kind people, pull me out of the grays!]
I have two friends from college who got together after graduation and got married a few years later. After their rehearsal dinner, I slept with the bride’s younger brother (a highlight: we’re grinding away when all of a sudden I jump up, run out to the porch of his room, naked, to throw up in the parking lot—I learned…
...I look up to you and want to be you.
I got one!
Back in the 80s, a friend from college invited me to be her bridesmaid. We lived hundreds of miles from each other, and had only exchanged brief letters in the years since graduation. I shouldn’t have accepted, but I thought it would be fun to see her and the people we used to hang out with.
‘You like fiction? I like fiction too!’
ugh, this is horrible. I am literally making this face on your behalf
Not exactly my hookup...but I was in my best friend’s wedding and so was another good friend of ours. We were all very VERY close, they were my main girlfriends. You know, go get coffees, do our nails, talk about boys, drinks and sleepovers. Close. Now, my friend (the bridesmaid) was the flirty type and always had…
THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE.
One of my best friends got married and she had been waiting YEARS to introduce me and her friend, who she was convinced was my soul mate. Her entire group of friends was being a bit desperate in their attempts to ‘casually’ nudge us together, to the extent that “Oh look, it seem’s you’re BOTH staying at Maid Of…
This is a long one, but I think it’s pretty great. Please excuse any typos.
Two friends from college got married, and it was a doozy of a wedding. My friends actually went to college with my best friend from high school, so over the course of college and the following decade her friends became mine, and vice versa.…
This is not my story. I was merely an observer on this crazy wedding hook-up ride.
I was a bridesmaid in a close friend’s wedding. Got to the rehearsal, noticed that her three-years-younger brother had gotten SUPER cute since I last saw him, brought him back to my place after the reception and showed him a REAL good time. He ended up spending the night with me and trying to sneak back into the hotel…
My cat wakes me up with the sounds of her profound existential anxiety.
There was an interview on CBC after this happened where a reproductive specialist said this happens in one in x thousands of births and there are many reasons; irregular and infrequent periods, very little weight gain, etc. This woman apparently was at a doctor’s recently and did a pregnancy test and it said negative,…