To top it all off ... He said his name was Saneil and that he comes from the “Indian American community.” Saneil. And she was surprised when he turned out to be ... Indian American.

She literally ran away from the reporter. That is some fucking major league question avoidance, and it is hilarious. Awful, but just so hilarious.

“There are two things I know about white people: they like Matchbox 20, and they are terrified of curses.”

God lord, that is so cartoonishly stupid it’s like it came from an episode of Parks & Rec or something.

I have so much fondness for the character too. And hope he can come out of it well.

He’s making a case (however implausible) for duress, which is a defense that could invalidate an otherwise valid contract. It’s a pretty high bar to get a contract set aside because of duress — hence the claims of physical abuse during the actual process of signing.

So since nothing else is sticking, Loeb is throwing up the “abuse” label on Sofia. He is thirsty for the MRAers seal of approval, isn’t he?

I’ve always hated crowded coffee shops that call out people’s names (often after they’ve written them down wrong) and then get mad when you don’t immediately hear them. It feels shitty to have the failings of a disorganized system be blamed on you.

Tina and I also used to donate blood to get free cookies from the nice old Scottish ladies who volunteered at the clinic. After donating, and eating cookies, we’d go to the pub and get SHIT FACED on a pint of beer.

Ok. Ok. Oi. I can’t believe I’m doing this.

Creepiest photo

Outstanding. I bet that still plagues Kanye’s nightmares. You are my hero.

you are my favourite person

I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…

Once I waited on Red Skelton and made him a Rob Roy and he drew me a little clown on a bar napkin. George Burns was happy to hear I remembered Gracie Allen. On a plane once, Fabio graciously signed a copy of Cosmo magazine with a special gold pen, (Normally would NOT ask a celebrity for an autograph or photo, but:…

made a burner account cos i had to tell this story:

a couple of years ago, a friend and i were WASTED at a bar for some coworker of hers’ birthday party. i didn’t know the person whose party it was (like i said, we were hammered), but we did manage to enough to notice kanye west and jay z among the attendees. the…

He needs to come off it because I had to google who he even is right now.

Ahahaha making a throw away account because my friends definitely know this story. When I was a senior in high school, I was really into the poet Adrienne Rich. Which kind of tells you all you need to know about the type of person I was at that point in my life. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrienne_… for the…

It was a typical night out at the bars in Minneapolis & was having a great time talking to a really nice guy. In the middle of a sentence, Josh Hartnett bounds up to the guy and drags him away while shouting, “No. Beer googles, dude. No. Beer goggles. Beer goggles. No. No. No. No. Take off your beer goggles. No. No.…

So this isn’t really the celebrity being a dick, but I love this story. When I was studying abroad in Spain in 2007, Superbad had just come out the summer before, and it was opening in Spain in October. McLovin and Jonah Hill were at a club that my friend and I were going to for her birthday; we were leaving for…