I loved the ikea Monkey story. I live in Toronto, and every time I'm at that Ikea, I lean over and show my kids the elevator bay "that's where the Ikea Monkey was". Toronto landmark.

Yasmin Nakhuda clearly cannot be trusted to own any type of living thing nor tell what is an appropriate pet and what isn't because this is her. Anyone with that kind of lip liner situation and whatever is going on with her eyebrows cannot hold anything that breathes.

thats how I always felt about Biebster

A GIF for the Biebs.

The Biebs needs his binky and a nap. I cannot wait until this little shit's career implodes.

The transformation is complete, young Bieber is worthy of the iron throne.

You mean they made this the best nativity scene EVER.

hey, i'm an asian-american girl and i totally see where you're coming from! i grew up in hong kong, though, so i have a slightly different perspective on things. i didn't even realize how much asian men were emasculated in western media/society until i came to the U.S. for college.

Unimportant, unfamous, non-newsworthy, ignorant, racist people continue to say ignorant, racist shit on Twitter. News at 11.

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A GOOD PERSONALITY BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE ONE

I worked at a coffee shop where his wife Grace came into. She just had the saddest, most defeated look in her eyes.

SO EXCITED ABOUT A TWO-HOUR SLEEPY HOLLOW SEASON FINALE!!!!!!!

Is Kelly Clarkson going to name her baby Renesmeé? Because that's what it sounds like is going on.

Sorry, but now I just have to do this:

I went to high school with this guy. He was in my older sister's grade. I can assure you, he is THE WORST.

As long as you realize that what you're saying is the basic template for state-sponsored homophobia throughout the ages and the current model for Pray Away The Gay programs, awesome. This is straight-up hate speech.

"People want what they want, first and foremost—then they want it at a price they like."

Fan Mail more like Man Fail!