I'm sure his 15 year old daughter is real proud of your puns. I've said this before, but I think it bears repeating. Remember before kinja, when this site's comments section wasn't filled with assholes?

Wahabbi Lobby is more like it, but I do like these.

There's this wonderful place where all the prices are just as low and it involves no human contact.

I got this for my "boyfriend", but have subtly (read: not subtly at all) made it clear that it's mine. Currently $299 on Amazon.

I do not support this. If we give them their day back, the pagans will rise. We must crush the pagans. It is in accordance with the prophecy. Thus sayeth the Lord.

Right?

Obligatory:

Tomorrow I spend the holiday with my entire extended family, all of whom recently shared this on facebook:

All of these "jokes" about a celebrity hair chart are starting to get me concerned... Should I be keeping one of my own?!

You'll forever regret admitting that

You suggested less guns. You're in for at least a half dozen responses about how guns make for a safer society. Some of them will even include graphs and pie charts with anecdotal evidence. All of them will be dumb.

I donated my 33 year old eggs to my sister. I was a raving hormonal lunatic for a month, felt for a while like I was walking around with little sacs of grapes in my groin and then had a lunatic reaction to anesthesia during the retrieval surgery.

Her body, her choice. As for me, I'm plenty faulty, bad genes, bad sight, bad hearing and poor health. I'm anything but good DNA material.

These people are so gonna get trolled by genetics when the child is born.

There is a joke about gun control in here somewhere.

So if you had sons, you'd probably be a raving Marxist!

Gift Card, variable prices at Home Depot.