Oh god, this is such shitty advice.

I agree with everything you said, but surely you do understand the implication is that Cardi hooked up with producers/DJs to get ahead.

Since I’ve fold this out, I try to game the system every time—the second I go on hold, as though I’m talking to another person, the compliments flow. I talk about how the person has calmed me down and eased my frustration and how they should really be a crisis counselor because they’re so good with people, and then I…

LOL what?! The point of this type of communication is to be able to send to the other person what you choose to send to them. If messages you didn’t actively send are still being transmitted, especially without your express knowledge, yes, that’s fucking shady.

Link? Not that I don’t believe you--I just want to follow up about that guy, see if he’s still alive and all.

Why not?  Breast augmentation is 100% cosmetic--why shouldn’t a man be able to get them?

Lol, people actually believe that though? The money just doesn’t make sense for the majority of poker “pros” to be able to clear $100k/month. To be honest, I don’t see how the money make sense for the majority to clear $100k/year.

Psha, even if it’s double--hell, treble!--it’s still worth it to watch a person slowly go insane.  

Wait, so, like, is your coworker actually down?  Cuz, I’d definitely pay $3,000 to watch a man slowly go insane, all of his own making.

Awwww, your dad is so cute!  

I think about that clip a lot, honestly. My instinct is that of course I’d help a little white kid alone in an elevator, but then I remember I’m a black man, so I honestly just don’t know.

I think so, and the next two tweets. “Purely performative posturing of a bitter contrarian dork” flows so nicely.

I read your first sentence with the typo, but somehow missing “their,” and I was like, “Wait, does this person think they’re a cow???” Lol anyway, yeah, cows get huge.

Seriously! I watched a couple of season, and she fucking ruined Adam Drvier for me, and now that he’s getting big, I’m so pissed about it. Even though I’ve heard his acting is stellar, I can’t bring myself to watch anything with him in it, because I just loathed that character so much. And, not in a “oh the writing…

Samantha needs a new life. Move on, girl. 

This is Van Jones to a tee. He is just another Paris Dennard, with a little more self-respect.

Gross.

The hotel offers a breakfast buffet during certain hours—that’s the amenity. The hotel isn’t offering you food, it’s offering you a breakfast buffet during certain times, in a certain place. You’re probably right that there’s typically no signage, but that’s likely because it’s generally understood that, when dining…

That doesn’t really past the smell test, though. If hotels wanted to give that option, it seems to make more sense to make an area separately available for to-go items. A breakfast buffet, with certain opening and closing hours, is a specific amenity different from a take-what-you-want to-go pantry. If a guest doesn’t…

Two banana halves (unless you’re at one of those 3-star hotels where they trust you with a full banana)?