If you always want to be poor buy the latest and greatest as soon as it comes out.

This only ends when the snake of the head is cut off.

I never was on twitter, but everytime i see X now, i can’t help but see a swastika.

We both know it’s the second one.

Both Houses of Congress are controlled by Republicans, and you know they’re not going to stop Drumpf. What exactly are the Democrats supposed to do from the minority seats? They can file lawsuits, but Republicans also control the SCOTUS, so there’s no guarantee that logic or rational thought are going to win there,…

My wallet tells me it’s going to take more than dropping the price of a $150,000 car to a mere 135 grand to win me over.

doesn’t even deserve the ride down the digestive tracks.

Because nothing says “I’m the best” like getting furiously mad whenever anyone else succeeds, or “I’m a leader” like handing down hundreds of petty edicts in a fit of late-night emotional pique.

There is only one acceptable picture of Lord Dingleberry Fuckstick raising his hand allowed.

Im’ sure this will somehow lead to him having a fat government contract to develop an AI ATC system... we’re all gonna die.

Just a reminder: anytime someone says “DEI”, make them say the whole thing out loud. Make them say which one they don’t like.

Close. He’s got lots of children who hate him.

Dear World,

Like a drunk, childless uncle that knows exactly how everyone else should raise their kids.

Depending on the car and its radio layout, you can upgrade to a Carplay/Android auto unit for not a ton of money. I am cheap, so I haven’t done it yet. But I am eventually going to get one for my ‘07 Highlander.

Sadly, no one in the democratic party has any balls.

It’ll happen, but long after Fusk is dead and gone. But it’ll probably be Russia or China after we sell NASA off to them.

“In its statement to CNN, the FAA said that the Turks and Caicos government was made aware prior to the Starship launch that the nation was located within a possible hazard area.”

I remember when the shuttle Columbia exploded, and NASA asked for volunteers to comb the area looking for pieces.  But since Leon makes disposable garbage machines no one gives a shit about recovering the debris.

“I’m into the launches and what Musk is doing,” Amos Lucker, the owner of a Providenciales car rental service, told CNN, “but I think he should be liable for the cleanup, too.”