Imagine if Tesla spent tens of billions of dollars on proper R&D instead of giving it to their CEO man-baby!

ol’ ExpiredSeafood up there is the biggest Tesla shill here, it’s hardly worth the effort of interacting with him when it comes to Elon - those balls will be gargled to completion, no matter what.

The problem is, Telsa still thinks of itself as the undisputed king of it’s niche, and is doing nothing to shore that position up. So they’ve still got terrible QA, and as a mass market manufacturer, you’re gonna have to refresh the style of your cars, match prices, match accessories and features. And you’re gonna…

Clarkson is an asshole, no denying. But, the world is full of them. We tolerate way worse in our celebrities, politicians, and friends.

Hate to see them go but nothing lasts forever.  Even though Clarkson proved to be a massive knob, there will probably never be a trio of hosts that top these guys.

Our man in Japan was excellent.

You win the internet today.

I will still miss them.

Can Elon be the billionaire sacrifice this time?

What the actual fuck?

*BANG BANG BANG* Space is safe! Send your billionaires! *BANG BANG BANG*

Clarkson’s been in Top gear forever, but the new format in the early 2000s was peak automotive entertainment. I don’t think any other show will make cars come alive in the way that they did. Even my parents who are general car people, they like em but not obsessively like me enjoyed the heck out of that show.

The not-so [b]right stuff.

...I am divorced I have found myself with a little extra cash...

Welp, these people are as good as dead. Why anyone would choose to trust this maniac’s technology with no fail-safe 870 miles from Earth with zero oxygen in some kind of experiment in real space is beyond comprehension.

Hey, no pressure.

The German military playing the theme music for a fascist bad guy modelled after Nazis? Seems...a little too on the nose?