The only thing this article made me feel is the desire to pull up pics of my actual baby and look at his wittle baby tush.

And it always includes so much spray tan. SO MUCH!

Dad jokes are the best (worst) jokes.

I mean, it’s a very specific subset of Jersey girls who would be into this.

I think I saw that! She made comments about how her father even loved that Pnina dress! Her Father! I would be mortified to show my dad a see-thru corset dress!

I actually like the belts (not this one) when they add a waistline focal point to the dress. That one above is just ugly and unnecessary.

Ugh! So ugly! And that one pic looks like it has a glowing feature in the middle of the dress which would be totally appropriate because a bride that wears this absolutely has a laser light show during her reception in advance of she and her husband’s introduction to the guests.

Or Diamond and/or Pearl.

THANK YOU!!! I cannot understand why people think that looks good! Granted, i’m Indian and wore a sari to my wedding that was a combo of bright magenta and parrot green so I can’t say that i’ve gone wedding dress shopping myself, but i’d like to think i’d have more sense than that! I can understand wanting to look…

But did his mom get her body back? Did she????

Not that I agree with this at all, but possibly the only open seat was also next to another woman.

Grated mouth cheese goes along with the other marital vows.

I would suggest that if you get married later, and plan on having bio kids, put the diamond money into a “maybe fertility help” account instead. Fertility assistance can be expensive and I’d rather have some help stimulating my ovaries than the diamond ring that sits in my drawer.

I was obsessed with that show when I was trying to get pregnant and then when I actually was preggo. I tried to find it later because it was always a happy warm blanket of a show, but I couldn’t find it on any channel at any time. It was like that show popped into my life at the right time and disappeared just like…

It’s not something that is common in Indian culture, although it really should be and I do believe attitudes are changing slowly in India. There is a lot still tied up in the “us” and “them” mentality for many Indians to overcome, even as they decry the caste system as being archaic. For Indian-Americans, its still…

Reading some Thomas Hardy recently and realized that it the storylines would be right at home on the Young & the Restless.

YES! Who is that?????

I’m sad because I see that she’s rooting around for a nipple to latch onto just like my little polar bear (actually a human boy) did at that age. Luckily for him, I was right next to him to cuddle and feed. WHERE’S HER MAMA? [sobbing].

They also make short waisted bathing suits, which are a god-send for shorties like me.

My husband and I rage and shake fists in the air whenever the Hallmark channel does this! I swear they’ve even done Christmas in July movie weeks. The movies are all super dumb variation on “busy businesswoman finds love and discovers true meaning of Christmas” because the meaning of Christmas has something to do with…