What the hell is wrong with every person in convicted rapist, Brock Turner’s life?

You’re right. It’s fuckin’ hilarious.

It’s going to be an absolute orgy in the comments on the day the Cardinals lose the game that eliminates them from playoff contention.

“I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.” - Mitch Hedberg

If he’d been a pediatrician instead of a basketball player, I wonder what we’d call him. Dr. Livingston, I presume.

He didn't realize the toilet paper was perforated into sheets, and was just going to cut off some.

“Our”, “us”, “we”. Classic.

Before anybody asks, no this will not ever get old.

”Way too young.”

This is a stupid, nonsensical gripe with simple nomenclature!

“Our control”? You the bullpen catcher or something?

My personal favorite part was “paper champions" when no one expected them to even contend. Really brought the whole thing together.

I think that we all deserve an apology for that comment.

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

None. It’s not an elephant, it’s a drawing.

We will never regret accurately reporting sports news.

Yup... that’s the stuff.

Hang on, hang on, hang on... Wait...

That dog probably takes more walks than any other dog in history.

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