This type of response is why these posts exist. Go beat your kids some more.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

Trevor Noah didn’t tell her how to react. He was floored, and I was too, that she confronted him with all of his hateful tweets and let the whole thing go with an “did I do that? Oh, excuse me,” then moved on like it never happened.

Incidentally, “kid gloves”, also the name of the mittens from the children’s department that Donald Trump must buy to fit his tiny hands.

Fuck this woman. As much as I’ve hated her, I cringed for her and supported her just as I would any woman being attacked by a Trump-type. No “you lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas” finger-wagging either. And now she will paste on her fake smile and say whatever bullshit she needs to say in order to help this…

If you have a robot read Rovell’s tweets it creates an infinite loop where the only sound that comes out is a steady thin metallic screeching

If you have to say someone isn't Hitler then perhaps it's time for a major rethink

+1 refractory period

Can’t wait for the “Fire Matheny!” grumblings to start up.

A Cardinals losses blog

As a Cubs fan, I disagree.

As long as there’s still 1 ‘best fan’ reading these articles, and irked enough to comment and subsequently cry into their morning cereal, we will push forward. To the very last! Best series in baseball.

“Why did the Cardinals lose? Because Michael. Waka Waka Waka!”

These people truly believe that they compelled by God to establish an American Christian theocracy. It’s batshit and terrifying.

Can’t wait to read 86 more of these.

The gift that just keeps on giving.

Your question should be why did it take so long?

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