It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

If NBA players can play in sleeved jerseys, Sale can wear a floppy collar.

He may be a baby, but he’s quite a cut up in the clubhouse.

Can we cast re-votes for Biggest Sports Baby?

No.

I like how you recommended your own comment.

Or, it will be hilarious when they don’t make the playoffs. At any rate, fuck the Cardinals.

“If you ask what’s your motivation, there’s my motivation,” he said, revealing that things like ‘having a conscience’ and ‘ability to decide right from wrong on all matters, not just those that have a direct consequence to himself and those he personally knows’ are missing in the empty husk of his being.

Deadspin’s editorial positions here are that a guy going to prison for four years over this is ridiculous and that the Cardinals should be banned from baseball forever and tossed into space.

I think that Team Penis and Team Vagina should get together.

Take if [sic] from a guy with an illness

You know, we need more vague in our country, lots of great vague, we’re going to have the greatest vague and really vague the spirits of the Mexicans and the blacks. Vague even the gays. We’re going to have the best vague of any country in the country.

The problem is that when the police talk to African-Americans, the conversation tends to include phrases like “GET ON THE GROUND! NOW!” and “HE’S GOT A GUN!” and “IT’S GIULIANI TIME!”

No way that’s Jeter’s lineup. It’s got the actress with the most range at short.

Remember when he was someone you disagreed with but ultimately respected? 2007 seems so long ago...

McCain has done a lot in US politics but him bringing Palin into the political consciousness is very high on the unforgivable list.

As a bald guy who’s been fat since grade school, let me say two things:

That was a real Nostradamus prediction, by the way.

So what you are telling me is that you are an actual fan of the team, not a fan of the fans, making you, therefore, one of the best fans in baseball.